That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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