Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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