I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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