SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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