have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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