I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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