I hate your face
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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