The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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