you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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