I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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