i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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