we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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