five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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