I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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