I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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