i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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