Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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