i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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