Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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