my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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