ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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