Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i think i have two assholes
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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