The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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