Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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