Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So drunk its hurt
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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