you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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