So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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