About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
My vagina is officially offended.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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