it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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