i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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