Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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