I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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