I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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