i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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