Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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