Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
