I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
is wine microwaveable?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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