Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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