what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
