Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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