he shaved USA in his pubs
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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