haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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