My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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