don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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