Just fell off a train. Bad.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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