Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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