So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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