I can tuck mytits in my pants
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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