is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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