I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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