white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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