in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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