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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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