I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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